"do you like money?"
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
Me to the person cutting my hair
Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit